Show #0009 - Mr. Biggs: Actor
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .
- Is starring in an upcoming feature film.
- Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats.
- Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many.
- Turns to collaborative internet resources for researching his facts.
- Says Joaquin Phoenix breaks a common stereotype regarding actors.
- Won’t forget his firsthand run-in with Mark Wahlberg anytime soon.
September 21st, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Brilliant! Thanks for another wonderful episode!
September 21st, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Yay! I’ve been waiting for the new episode, jonesin’ for my dose of Biggs.
September 27th, 2006 at 7:15 am
I don’t get it.
September 27th, 2006 at 8:35 am
Me neither.
-Biggs
September 28th, 2006 at 6:32 am
I listened to this episode and I have to be honest… Biggscast has jumped the shark.
Best of luck to you on future projects, but this one is D.O.A.
September 28th, 2006 at 7:22 am
You’re very sweet. Thanks.
I just wish you were more specific about why you love this show so much. But as long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters.
And don’t worry about future projects getting in the way. I’m multitasker.
D.O.A. back attcha, Cheif. Whatever that means. What’s that? Some sort of hacker speak? Like, “fly”, or “neat”?
You kids and your text messaging! I got no idea what you’re saying!!! LOL!
Now you got me doing it! You’re a crazy nut.
I love ya.
Talk to you soon. And thanks for listening!
-Biggs
September 30th, 2006 at 6:21 am
Posting here the actual link to Wikipedia that was used on the show was a stroke of pure genius.
As they say in the Guiness comercials: BRILLIANT!!
October 4th, 2006 at 5:12 am
Is Whizzbang a sexual term?
October 4th, 2006 at 11:54 am
It may be.
Whizzbangs!, however, is the name of my resturaunt/nightclub.
Whizzbangs! Where the fun never ends, and the party’s never ending!
-Biggs
October 5th, 2006 at 7:03 am
What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning?
Quatro sinko!
Hahahahaha I gotta million of ‘em!
October 5th, 2006 at 9:06 am
That’s 5 and 6 in American.
Or maybe you mean 56? It’s not clear from your post.
Is 56 the police code for guys drowning? In Mexican?
If there’s millions of these fellas drowning, I’m sure they’ve got a code of some sort. It would make it much more easier for those federale guys to answer all those drowning guy police calls.
Have you ever heard one of those police radios? They’re crazy fun. My friend Kenny has one. It’s fantasic.
-Biggs
October 8th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
I’m bored. Entertain me already. It’s your job to entertain me so get with it. Come on, I ain’t got all day. Let’s see some boffo yucks. Come on…
October 9th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Dude, it’s fucking free! Get over your bad self. Sheesh! You just can’t please anybody anymore.
October 9th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
I heard Biggs had a death in the family.
October 11th, 2006 at 7:15 am
Well let’s hope it wasn’t Biggs himself.
October 13th, 2006 at 6:32 am
Biggs? Biggs are you there? Biggs, come in please. OMIGOD!! Biggs is DEAD!
Party at my place tonight.
October 16th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Bigg’s boney hand is reaching from the grave and deleting our comments. How can we fight this zombie-like supernatural power?
October 17th, 2006 at 4:52 am
I always KNEW that Biggs was evil. Please join me in my prayer:
Heavenly father, take away the evil Cecil Briggs from us. Our burden is too great to bear. His evil is overpowering. Release us from this hell on earth. Amen
October 18th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
This kind of stuff always gives me a boner.
October 18th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
The staff of The Mr. Biggs Bartered Program is going through some rough times right now. Several people on the staff are out with the flu, and a few are moving from their apartments to that new condo complex off Baxter Ave.
This, combined with the fact that our flagship radio station is in the process of moving studios, has made it unavoidable that the next Mr. Biggs Show will be deleayed.
Not long. It will return shortly. This IS NOT PODFADE. THE SHOW IS NOT GOING AWAY.
Perhaps a week or two.
If you subscribe to the feed, you will get the new episode as soon as it’s completed.
While you’re waiting, we sure could use some reviews over on that iTunes deal. Help a brother out.
-Biggs
October 20th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Not to worry. Take your time. Your loyal fans will still be here when you get your shit together.
I’m working on some Ipod reviews and here is the best I’ve come up with so far…
My daddy listens to Biggscast and that’s why he drinks.
I know, I know… a little rough around the edges.
October 20th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
I like it, actually.
-Biggs
October 21st, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Is 23 comments a new record for this blog?
November 5th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Just 2 quick questions:
1) Why isn’t this blog named biggscast like the gmail address?
2) Where’s the fuckin’ October episode?
November 8th, 2006 at 7:25 am
What a ‘tard you are. Biggs clearly state that there were some issues to be worked out on the show and that this was not podfade. So get a grip potato chip, Biggs will cast when he is good and ready and no amount of badgering will change that.
November 8th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Good point.
It isn’t podfade.
I assure you, until the new studios are completed…and the staff medical issues are worked out, a new program is impossible.
I discuss it with Roger nearly every day. He’s good to go. But he’s the only one.
The show WILL return shortly, and WILL be be back on our regular monthly schedule. I understand that this hiatus may cost us subscribers. I have already seen the numbers decline. But the way I see it…the Biggscast is worth the wait. It’s rare rose in a sea of stinkweed.
So patience, kids. Now, I gotta get back to Whizzbangs! and audition some new sous chef candidates.
-Biggs
November 9th, 2006 at 4:32 am
But I like stinkweed.
November 11th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
27 comments? That’s like WAAAAY too many. No, wait, now it’s 28.
The mind reels!
November 15th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Is that a picture of Biggs in a chef hat? Is he gay? Is this a gay porn site?
November 16th, 2006 at 11:46 am
I missed Roger at last week’s coupon clipper meeting, I hope he is okay!