Show #0006 - Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .
- Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had.
- Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only.
- Has something about oil he wants to say. Later.
- Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes.
- Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”.
- Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.
June 28th, 2006 at 10:59 am
Fine family fare - two thumbs, WAY up!
July 10th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
OK here I am needling you on YOUR blog. Get with the friggin program Cecil. You promised Show#0007 10 days ago. No can see.
Give it up pussy boy. Don’t make us send a team down to Lancaster.
July 11th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Anonymous posts make it difficult to respond. So I suppose I’ll do it here.
Listen, Anonymous. I don’t care for your sass. I don’t recall promising shinola on any specific date. If you’ve got evidence of that, present it here. I’ll offer a mea culpa. Show me the yin, I’ll present my yang.
#0007 IS currently in pre-production, that much I’ll say. The storyboards are complete, and Roger is busy painting sets. Chuck is still trying to get that permit for incediaries. We’re all working as hard as possible to bring you a quality #0007 first, a timely #0007 second.
Everyone on this show has day jobs. This is a labor of love. And we’re tickled you enjoy it enough to demand fresh content. But simmer down, cupcake. A show a month is likely to be our pace until one of us get fired from our real jobs.
-Biggs
July 11th, 2006 at 10:05 am
Can’t ya help a guy out? I’m getting blue balls here Biggs. So far I’ve whacked off to Sun Follower’s picture 16 times this week and it is only Tuesday! I really need the silky smooth voice of Cecil Biggs in order to fully enjoy my masturbatory experience.
July 11th, 2006 at 10:57 am
That’s inappropriate.
Don’t make me have to start previewing comments again, please.
That will delay show production further.
July 12th, 2006 at 6:13 am
I would not want to delay production because that would ultimately delay my gratification… heh heh heh
July 12th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Flurschinger potzebie!
July 12th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Friggin wienie boy Jason’s blog just went tits up leaving us with no source of entertainment save this measly forum. And Cecil hides behind Chuck’s skirt offering us no satisfaction in giving him a hard time directly.
I’m thinking of starting my own blog so people would be free to fling shit in any direction that pleases them.
July 12th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Yeah! What he said!
Fuckin’ A skippy!
July 13th, 2006 at 5:50 am
We know that Jason is faking his travelblog and is hiding out somewhere in West Hollywood. So any SoCal podcasters who know his actual whereabouts and would like some serious funding for their podcast… well let’s say arrangements can be made.
July 17th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Biggs can really blog
we all can see this is so
but still no podcast
July 17th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Episode 0007 is in the final phase of prodution, and out this week, likely.
Mr. Biggs is recovering comfortably.
July 18th, 2006 at 9:08 am
Give him an enema!
July 18th, 2006 at 9:26 am
barring any BLOGGER meltdowns,…you’ll have your episode 0007 tonight before 10pm.
regards,
Chuck
July 18th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Give him an enema!